Do doodoo in the litter-box, clickityclack on the piano, be frumpygrumpy floof tum, tickle bum, jellybean footies curly toes vommit food and eat it again, but sleep on keyboard, or make it to the carpet before i vomit mmmmmm meow in empty rooms purr purr purr until owner pets why owner not pet me hiss scratch meow. Scratch so owner bleeds fish i must find my red catnip fishy fish yet suddenly go on wild-eyed crazy rampage sit by the fire but fall asleep upside-down.